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Dog Is Serious About Bike Safety
A local dog by the name of Smiggins is serious about bike safety.  According to Smiggins’ web site, the pup is planning a 10-city tour across the American mid-West this summer to speak to groups of children about the importance of being safe while riding your bike.
“Smiggins is a great role model for kids,” says long-time friend and manager Bill Iff.  ”He’s making safety cool again.”
Via The_Mastadon.

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Dog Is Serious About Bike Safety

A local dog by the name of Smiggins is serious about bike safety.  According to Smiggins’ web site, the pup is planning a 10-city tour across the American mid-West this summer to speak to groups of children about the importance of being safe while riding your bike.

“Smiggins is a great role model for kids,” says long-time friend and manager Bill Iff.  ”He’s making safety cool again.”

Via The_Mastadon.

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Dog Hosts Dinner Party for Friends
An Alaskan Klee Kai named Roger invited seven close friends over to the house for wine, cheese and a home-cooked meal. Afterward, the guests enjoyed polite conversation and party games.
“It was really lovely,” says Alana Murphy, one of the guests. “Roger is a great host.”
Via ChaunceyWellington.

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Dog Hosts Dinner Party for Friends

An Alaskan Klee Kai named Roger invited seven close friends over to the house for wine, cheese and a home-cooked meal. Afterward, the guests enjoyed polite conversation and party games.

“It was really lovely,” says Alana Murphy, one of the guests. “Roger is a great host.”

Via ChaunceyWellington.

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Sassy Chihuahua Takes No Guff
Don’t try to bring your nonsense around Speedy Boy. The 4-year-old Chihuahua does not have time for drama or insults. He’ll put you in your place if you’re not careful. We advise that you don’t mess with him.
Via Pets Plus USA.

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Sassy Chihuahua Takes No Guff

Don’t try to bring your nonsense around Speedy Boy. The 4-year-old Chihuahua does not have time for drama or insults. He’ll put you in your place if you’re not careful. We advise that you don’t mess with him.

Via Pets Plus USA.

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Dog’s $40 Million Deep Sea Treasure Hunt Flops
“Move over, James Cameron,” read the press release six months ago, when a Los Angeles dog named Jackson announced that he would pour $10 million of his own money into a deep sea hunt for Spanish gold doubloons.
“The project started creeping over budget,” says Richard Conway, a cartographer hired to locate Spanish wrecks. “We were at $30 million and found nothing. When we got to $40 million, that’s when we decided to expand our search beyond the bathtub.”
Submitted by Michael Moore.

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Dog’s $40 Million Deep Sea Treasure Hunt Flops

“Move over, James Cameron,” read the press release six months ago, when a Los Angeles dog named Jackson announced that he would pour $10 million of his own money into a deep sea hunt for Spanish gold doubloons.

“The project started creeping over budget,” says Richard Conway, a cartographer hired to locate Spanish wrecks. “We were at $30 million and found nothing. When we got to $40 million, that’s when we decided to expand our search beyond the bathtub.”

Submitted by Michael Moore.

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Puppies Practice Parkour
Two dogs honed their acrobatic abilities late Thursday in anticipation of an upcoming parkour competition. Falcor Alfredo leaped over Roosevelt in a single bound, then proceeded to ricochet off the adjacent wall.
Puppy parkour enthusiasts anxiously await the tournament, which pits 12 pairs of athletes head-to-head in a fast-paced race across rooftops and industrial parks.
Submitted by Vincent Nguyen.

I love that the dog’s name is Falcor Alfredo. Aaahhhhh!

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Puppies Practice Parkour

Two dogs honed their acrobatic abilities late Thursday in anticipation of an upcoming parkour competition. Falcor Alfredo leaped over Roosevelt in a single bound, then proceeded to ricochet off the adjacent wall.

Puppy parkour enthusiasts anxiously await the tournament, which pits 12 pairs of athletes head-to-head in a fast-paced race across rooftops and industrial parks.

Submitted by Vincent Nguyen.

I love that the dog’s name is Falcor Alfredo. Aaahhhhh!

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Puggle Scores Job at Krispy Kreme
Despite a tough economy, jobs abound at a local Krispy Kreme donut shop, where Buddy the puggle popped in for a quick jelly D. Twenty minutes and a short stack of paperwork later, Buddy walked out with an assistant manager title.
“He’s really excited about it,” says Jeff Townsend, a close friend. “The pay’s pretty good, but most of all: free donuts.”
Submitted by Kaitlyn B.

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Puggle Scores Job at Krispy Kreme

Despite a tough economy, jobs abound at a local Krispy Kreme donut shop, where Buddy the puggle popped in for a quick jelly D. Twenty minutes and a short stack of paperwork later, Buddy walked out with an assistant manager title.

“He’s really excited about it,” says Jeff Townsend, a close friend. “The pay’s pretty good, but most of all: free donuts.”

Submitted by Kaitlyn B.